A sampling of hilarious and delightful things my former elementary students wrote:
1. She (a teacher) is leave because we toke all the time.
2. My mom is my hoes wife.
3. When we finished shop, we went to the calculator.
4. If I will be president I will kill all the people that eat alcholes.
5. If you don't brush your teeth you will get plague.
6. I would travel by Car, becaus If I ride airplane, boat… I’ll throw-up and dizzy.
I would travel by whale, because it is free of charge, and good at earth.
I would travel by future traffic. (because it is better than now traffic).
I really miss those kids.