I found this horrifying gem a couple of days ago while perusing EFL websites. Jokes! What a great teaching tool! I mean, nothing teaches us more about culture than its humor, right? So let’s read some North American jokes about love and marriage to teach us about the culture of relationships in the US and Canada:
*A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Oh, I get it. It’s because having a wife is such a burden! I mean, if the bitch didn’t cook and clean, we wouldn’t even put up with her, amiright?
*Q: Why are men with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.
Those gold-digging wives! All they care about is getting their greedy little hands on some bling and making their poor husbands suffer, presumably by working long and hard hours in order to buy wife said jewelry.
Who thought this was an appropriate lesson for anyone, let alone ESL students?