Sounded like fun to me, so I hopped on over to a neighborhood grocery store and bought a grapefruit and a cheap bottle of champagne to bring on our trip. When I told the Texan that I was planning on putting the grapefruit on his wang, he started laughing hysterically and asked me if I'd seen the viral video. I hadn't; we watched it together and I became even more excited to try it (the video is hilarious and wonderful; please watch it if you haven't).
After a long, hot bath together, we drained half of the water out of the jacuzzi and threw the grapefruit in to warm it up (as instructed by Angel). I grapefruitted him with much success in the hot tub, where clean up was super easy. The verdict? He says that while it did feel amazing, it wasn't quite as good as pussy. Eventually, the grapefruit got too loose; I had to throw it aside and use my hands, but that was just as much (if not more) fun.
After getting a hot load of cum in my mouth (yessssss), we celebrated our experiment by drinking champagne off of each other. Hot tubs are a GREAT place to do messy things!
I couldn't ask for a better night.
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